Viola Jokes

Some would argue no viola website is complete without a collection of viola jokes. The famous viola joke on display below was recently sent to me from a composer friend and colleague. Countless other viola jokes are available online at a variety of websites, like this one: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/viola-jokes.html; and this one: http://members.cox.net/datimp/viola.html. Comment on this post to add your own favorite...